That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Strange how a tiny hand could make the weight of his new responsibilities feel like a boulder on his chest.

Put off thy cares with thy clothes so shall thy rest strengthen thy labor and so thy labor sweeten thy rest.

Devout Christians are destined to be regarded as fools in modern society. We are fools for Christ's sake. We must pray for courage to endure the scorn of the sophisticated world.

One of the great joys of life, now that you can afford a nice suit, is getting one for free. That's why I like to do press tours - I always say making movies is just an excuse to get free clothing.

He that feareth is a slave, were he never so rich, were he never so powerful. But he that is without fear is king of all the world.

How to succeed? Try hard enough.

What a strange world it is, where prisoners are left their weapons and the written word is a mortal danger.

You need more people to perpetuate a myth because if the people stop the myth is known to all.

We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.