That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon)

You fail all the time, but you aren't a failure until you start blaming someone else.

Respect all. Fear none.

Nothing. And, I don't start before noon.

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.

When it's first and a mile, I won't give it to him.

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too.

There's two kinds of coaches, them that's fired and them that's gonna be fired.

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

Because the culture we breathe and work in rushes against rest. It equates our worth with production and wealth and fame. The more we work toward those goals, the more society assigns us worth.

The real novelist, the perfectly simple human being, could go on, indefinitely imaging.

if anyone comes into my domain without explicit permission, I’m going to impale you in a way that will give you the very best idea of what it feels like to be a corn dog.

I don't like being recognised, I have no interest in being famous at all, I just do what I do. If I could be like Captain Kirk and beam myself up and then beam myself down, I would!

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

He had the vague sense of standing on a threshold, the crossing of which would change everything.

Not much over £1,000 a month for the private soldier on operations is hardly an impressive figure.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

The reluctant obedience of distant provinces generally costs more than it - The Territory is worth. Empires which branch out widely are often more flourishing for a little timely pruning.