That boy needs a hobby." "Stalking is a hobby." "So is serial killing.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.

Arson, property destruction, burglary, and theft are 'acceptable crimes' when used for the animal cause.

Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with.

A novel must give a sense of permanence as well as a sense of life.

You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

Technology is ruled by two types of people: those who manage what they do not understand, and those who understand what they do not manage.

Texting is apocalyptic on some level. It's a reduction of things.

We tolerate without rebuke the vices with which we have grown familiar.

Barack Obama is not the kind of guy we want in the Oval Office leading America. We do not want somebody who doesn't like his own country, for whatever perverted, convoluted, stupid reasons.

You will learn more by walking from Canada to Guatemala than you will ever learn in film school.