That could have been his second yellow card - if he'd already got his first one of course

Unfortunately, we don't get a second chance. We've already played them twice.

You're always going to be struggling if you haven't got a left foot.

That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice.

Merseyside derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any different.

Historically, the host nations do well in Euro 2000.

Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth?Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who said anything about the truth?

Uggs can be as chic as heels for women.

Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

We've got paleolithic emotions, medieval institutions, and god-like technologies.

Washington is rigged for the big guys - and no person has more consistently called them out for it than Jon Stewart. Good luck, Jon!

It's okay to lose; just don't lose the lesson.

I must quit marrying men who feel inferior to me. Somewhere there must be a man who could be my husband and not feel inferior.

It's really hard to balance work and being a mother.

In my studio I'm as happy as a cow in her stall. That's the only place where everything is all right.

I never feared about my skills because I put in the work. Work ethic eliminates fear. So if you put forth the work, what are you fearing? You know what you're capable of doing and what you're not.