That cracker made a lot of African-American millionaires.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The wicked ones make us better persons for those that deserve our attention. Nothing is really lost and wasted in this alchemical dance of life.

Saying 'I'm sorry' earns you my attention

Whatever you do don't let anybody talk you into doing something about the way you look ever.

These younger kids - I think growing up with social media, they're just savvy.

We all, as human beings, have different layers, and if we become one-dimensional or really superficial, then I still think there are things that happened that got us to that place.

Believing that power is much more important than money and that money is much more important than happiness.

Although some fools find rudeness sexy, it is never the path to seduction.

I derive a tremendous amount of pride in developing places that everyday people can experience. I like to create beauty in everyday lives.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars