That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

I'll go, " he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how?

I took a deep breath. "I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again.

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"Chase narrowed his eyes again."Sam?"I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me.

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth!

People wrote me off but they did not realize that I was a writer - I rewrote my own destiny.

I suppose that the human mind can only stand so much grief and anguish. After that the fuses blow.

I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.

Ive always wanted to be a mom. I had a great relationship with mine. Im ready to pass on to my child all the great love that my mom had for me.

You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart.

You look at the large problems that we face - that would be overpopulation, water shortages, global warming and AIDS, I suppose - all of that needs international cooperation to be solved.

Say what you would about the dietary requirements, vampirism sure did do great things for the skin and body.

Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.

There's so much kind of bureaucracy involved with the whole concept of net neutrality and like technical stuff.

It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.