That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

We've rewritten entire scenes and had them animated twelve hours before the show goes on the air. It's not fun.

I know you want me, Jenner, " Bria said in a breathy tone. "Why don't you do something about it?

That's what my mother doesn't understand about my lipstick and dark clothes. I don't wear tattoos to freak her out

A smattering of everything, and a knowledge of nothing.

My favorite era of hip-hop was between '85-'89. That was the era that got me to love hip-hop.

No matter how great your wisdom, you can still make a fool of yourself.

I rolled my eyes so far into the top of my head I almost fell over backward.

You keep distracting me,” I tell her. “All I’m doing is sitting here talking to you!” “Exactly,” I say, and I smile at her.j

Sight is something you take for granted until you think you might lose it.

Every man is under the natural duty of contributing to the necessities of the society; and this is all the laws should enforce on him.

We talked filth for a pleasant half hour.