That goal surprised most people, least of all myself

Michael Owen will get double figures this season - or at least 10, possibly more.

Football's football, if that weren't the case it wouldn't be the game that it is

Mistakes will be made, make no mistake

Do you feel it's right for the England Captain to avoid his media duties?

That showed a total lack of disrespect from the player.

It is great to be free physically, but it is greater to be free mentally.

Hindsight alone is not wisdom. And second-guessing is not a strategy.

You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.

I really want people to know me, to find out about me, and if they really like me, to stick with me.

Mistakes are good, successes are great, and idleness is a sin.

Myself is thus and so, and will continue thus and so. And why fight it? My balance comes from instability.

Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

Never has our nation , or our world, stood on the precipice of adversity in such dire need of men answering the cry to rule well.

Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't go to work!

Baby wee is good because it's pure, doesn't contain toxins and doesn't smell.