That home run ties it up, 1-0.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

Hold firmly that our faith is identical with that of the ancients. Deny this, and you dissolve the unity of the Church.

I used to empty the studio out and throw stuff away. I now don't. There will be a whole series of dead ends that a year or two down the line I'll come back to

The money is in television. Books are not the dominant medium of our time, so fewer people will create them. In a sad way, books have become a form of "comfort food" we expect to lull us to sleep.

Unfortunately, most products are full of plastic and silicones and parabens and things that are really not good for us but they give that silky finish.

Christ was either the grandest, guiltiest of impostors, by a marvelous and most subtle refinement of wickedness, or He was God manifest in the flesh.

You may own a cat, but cannot govern one.

What is it that makes us suppose that we can more easily do twice tomorrow what we didn't do once today!

One thing about Texas people, they're very passionate about their Rock N' Roll, and I love it.

In my perfect world, we would establish perhaps four national zoos of unimpeachable quality and close the rest of them.

There are professions more harmful than industrial design but only a few of them