That is a question you have to ask the Old Man of the Moon.

Your imagination will create many friends

If you make happy those that are near, those that are far will come.

Whenever I see her, we laugh enough to last for the month. She's my best friend, and someday when we're old enough I'm going to talk her into staying here forever.

Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!

From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in them and that is eternity.

The outstanding feature of behavior is that it is often quite easy to recognize but extremely difficult or impossible to describe with precision.

A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.

Act first, explain later.

Mum decided that I could sing a bit, so she put me in a choir, which I hated and it was just a nightmare. I was a rebellious sort of choirboy.

By boldness great fears are cancealed.

Don't beat yourself up over what you dream about.

Toby Keith, when you wake up tomorrow there's still going to be liberals in the world, mexicans and blacks, Muslims and Jews and high school graduates...and everyone else who hates your music.

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.