That is the whole secret of successful fighting. Get your enemy at a disadvantage; and never, on any account, fight him on equal terms.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

There is no "I", there's only "we". Meaning all you can touch, and all that you see is a part of you, and a part of me.

I, a stranger and afraid, in a world I never made.

Some people look 40 when they're 40. People look the way they're supposed to look at any age.

A most mediocre person can be the object of a love which is wild, extravagant, and beautiful as the poison lillies of the swamp.

The sixth grade made my life successful by preparing me for the seventh and the seventh by preparing me for the eighth and so on. May it do the same for you.

Some of the folks on both sides might be sincere, but it does seem as if it is only the opposition that cares about the Bill of Rights most of the time.

The girl in me wanted to slap Lung across his face and yell, "Get your eyes off my sticky buns, ya creep!

How can you trust a man who can talk for 5 minutes and you cant understand a sentence of it!

The first movie I appeared in was Carry On Cowboy, though not as an actor. I was just riding horses.