That kind of language is what makes us laugh. Like, "Well, just eFax that to me, and I'll take a look at it."

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Most of my ideas just come out funny.

There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.

I'm a little bit of an amateur political junkie.

It's never fun to read death threats.

I sort of fell out of new music. I'm old, I like what I like, and that's that.

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

There's a lot of dopes in life, and in film school. The interesting people are usually easy to find.

Funny people don't really laugh very much.

Dads are awkward because they're older guys who aren't cool anymore and are figuring out who they are, and they often make bad choices in fashion and music.

To have faith is to be sure of the things we hope for, to be certain of the things we cannot see.

You can’t change your past, but you can begin your journey by understanding it.

Our natural desire is to be doing something

I love all motor sports at the top level.

Subtract from many modern poets all that may be found in Shakespeare, and trash will remain.

The inherent right in the people to reform their government, I do not deny; and they have another right, and that is to resist unconstitutional laws without overturning the government.

Unless we progress, we regress.

It would be a shame to lose the precious jewel of liberation in the mud of ignorant body building.

We have been so impressed with the Pocket Radar that it has become the only radar gun we use for coaching and scouting.

Patriotism is a lively sense of collective responsibility.