That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge!

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

As long as karma exists, the world changes. There will always be karma to be taken care of

Everyone is a different book, with a different cover, different contain but the question is do you dare to open it?

We can create the world where we are with the ones we want to love so easily.

Excitement is a crossroad which runs in all directions. No man lacks personality

Products are made in the factory, but brands are made in the mind

Everything they say about Elvis today is true. He was just one great guy. He wasn't jealous of anyone. I would say Elvis was really someone special when you add it all up.

There's no such thing as information overload-only filter failure.

The law of England is the greatest grievance of the nation, very expensive and dilatory.

Life is grand, and so are its environments of Past and Future. Would the face of nature be so serene and beautiful if man's destiny were not equally so?

We need to phase Medicare and Social Security out in favor of something privatized.