That night he ate so much spaghetti, Mom said he was in danger of turning into a big noodle, which made him laugh so hard, he fell out of his chair.

Hi, my name is Cuelebre, Liam Cuelebre. My code name is Double Oh Peanut, but you can call me Rock Star for short.

Mom's smiles were the most beautiful thing in the world, and they almost always made things better. They almost even made an early bedtime okay, but not quite.

Try not to be too stupid, will you?"That sounded like some great advice...

What was the point of spying if you couldn't keep it a secret?

Stop thinking of yourself as a victim. You were a target that is now no longer being hit.

Just as a well-filled day brings blessed sleep, so a well-employed life brings a blessed death

You can recreate yourself with renewal of your mindset.

Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.

The messages emphasizing miracles and breakthrough must be replaced if our nation must move forward.

Never compromise a principle or relinquish a vital truth.

Just as chalk can be removed from a chalkboard, with sincere repentance, the effects of our transgression can be erased through the atonement of Jesus Christ.

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins.

Breathing in, I calm body and mind. Breathing out, I smile. Dwelling in the present moment I know this is the only moment.

I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits.