That night was a dark day. Of course, all nights are dark days, because night is simply a badly lit version of day, ...

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

everything happens for a reason.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.

Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps.

the table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't.

He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you when he actually had several and simply wanted to see you get soaked.

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

I want God, not my idea of God.

Texting is fingered speech. Now we can write the way we talk.

A comfortable and regulated life is needed for fastest pace of evolution.

Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn't normally try.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.

Well, I am a giant pansy and freak out if seaweed touches my leg in the ocean.

I like Vegas for its spontaneity.

The lights in side the cage will tell everything you did or did not do in your camp!

During a carnival, men put masks over their masks.