That old man dies prematurely whose memory records no benefits conferred. They only have lived long who have lived virtuously.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

Today, is the beginning of your futureso be as creative as your heart desires in designing your life map.

I believe in one truth is horror, truth puts you in the darkness and it's difficult to find way out, lies are the lightness you hear the stuff which you want to hear.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Lawdy Mama, those Friday nights when Suzy wore her dresses down tight.

There's a lot of difference between being well known and being notorious and the black paintings didn't make me well known - they made me notorious.

Now I know that Wal-Mart's policies do not reflect the best way of doing business and the values that I think are important in America.

Lady Gaga is one of the most amazingly talented musicians to bring her gifts to humanity in a long time.

The easy part of being an artist is figuring out the message that everyone else is ready to hear. The hard part is waiting for the proper lull to make the announcement.

It's never fun to do it by yourself. It's good to have other people that are on the same path as you. It's nice to have that in common and be able to converse with them. It's cool to share that.