That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.

Islam is the best religion and Muslims are the worst followers

Why do you give way to your ego and pride. Where does it stand in the ocean of time.

Hard work is a prison sentence only if it does not have meaning.

It’s Big Brother with werewolves. Live coverage for a month, leading up to a group kill on full moon.

What is modesty but inverted pride?

Every album I make big records. I'm going to always make an anthem. That's what I do.

Joy begins with our convictions about spiritual truths we're willing to bet our lives on, and truths that are lodged so deeply within us that they produce a settled assurance about God.

I don't care if you hate me or love me, as long as I make you think.

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun; The Japanese don't care to, the Chinese wouldn't dare to; Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly from twelve to one, But Englishmen detest a siesta.

If they don't close these [nuclear] reactors down, we'll have civil war in five years.

You Call This One And It's All Over, Baby!