That one tickled. If electrocution is your way of flirting, I commend you on your originality.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

When the time comes, don’t be afraid to open the door, just make sure you choose the right one.

Zen is a way of liberation concerned not with discovering what is good or bad or advantageous but what is.

You cannot do everything at once, so find people you trust to help you. And don't be afraid to say no.

Bleak House is just the most astounding piece of work. There's huge, visionary poetry in it.

No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.

It's like a lot of kids; when you tell them someone's died, they laugh.

Parents don't want their children to lose that purity and innocence of childhood. We want to bottle that and hold onto that, but it's impossible.

The truth is the greatest enemy of the State.

You're just like, "I like doing this - it's something I have a lot of passion for." You happen to do it, you enjoy songwriting, and eventually if you're writing enough songs, then you fall into it.

Stop waiting for others to change. Recognize that every person has the right to be whatever they choose-even if you irritate yourself about it.