That problem has been going on since men and women and their children moved from the plains and into caves. How many times have you heard Howard Cunningham talking to Marian about shopping? Too many.

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.

Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.

To me acting is like a jigsaw puzzle. The jigsaw puzzle is of the sky and all the pieces are blue. Out of this you have to create a human being and put it together.

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself.

How you learn has nothing to do with how brilliant you are.

As a child, I was called stupid and lazy. On the SAT I got 159 out of 800 in math. My parents had no idea that I had a learning disability.

Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything.

Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.

I never knew that ["Hank Zipzer"] would happen in my life. It is one of the greatest things. It is like a gift from God.

There are moments in our lives when we summon the courage to make choices that go against reason, against common sense and the wise counsel of people we trust.

Parenting: Nobody really wants the job, but everybody thinks they can do better.

As the sergeant said to the recruit: "You might as well be happy mate - no one cares if you ain't."

The quarterback's spending so much time behind the center that he may jeopardize his right to lead a Boy Scout troop.

Scientists have a strong urge to write papers but only a relatively mild one to read them.

Im more keen on the person Im involved with showing me his commitment rather than going through a marriage to display commitment to the world.

I prefer my water in wine form.

At Calvary, there was a great healing transfer where the responsibility for healing was switched from God giving it, to you receiving it.

I find so many songwriters today are missing an element ... either the production is amazing but the songs aren't, or it's the other way around.

I tell you of all history the most beautiful product is the family tie.