That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress, ' said Not-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock. 'Ye were one jock short, ' he added helpfully.

If you trust in yourself. . .and believe in your dreams. . .and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.

It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.

Quick, someone's coming! Look real!

He said it was better to belong where you don't belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there.

As far as she could see, children mostly argued, shouted, ran around very fast, laughed loudly, picked their noses, got dirty and sulked.

And people think she killed him?" said Miss Tick. She sighed. "They probably think she cooked him in the oven, or somet

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.

You know a relationship has deteriorated past the point of salvage when one person detests another's gestures.

Do not let time pass you by -- make it a part of you.

Love does not expect anything in return

Teach us to pray that we may cause The enemy to flee That we his evil power may bind His prisoners to free.

There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

We all have restlessness in long-term relationships.

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time.