That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.

Well, just another thing that Michael Cole brings to Monday Night Raw, he invited Laycool here, for whatever reason.

You're The Grinch, Cole! That's why you don't like it.

Michael Cole just said he wants to be a cheerleader

Not only is he my broadcast partner, but we travel together so much, he's become like my best friend.

You're the Sue Sylvester of NXT.

These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.

There's a Viper in Mizville!

Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!

It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.

Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.

If there are damned souls in Hell, it is because men blind themselves.

I'm trying to stay as calm as possible and focus one day at a time, but when reality sets in, I feel everything: anxiety, excitement, nerves, pressure and joy.

I'd be happy to have regular face-to-face meetings at Downing Street with David Cameron to argue the case for alternative economic policies.

I never had tons of friends on tour. I was quiet and went about my business.

I'm always researching ancient religions, and I was also raised Jehovah's Witness, so that kind of scarred me for life.

Arguments hardly affect the faithful- their beliefs have an entirely different foundation.

But Jesus has been depicted as a serious man. And Christians say he never laughed. Then what is the function of an Enlightened man? If Jesus cannot laugh, then who is going to laugh in this world?

I like to be beholden to the great metropolitan English speech, the sea which receives tributaries from every region under heaven.

We don't often have the luxury of time [in Steve Jobs movie ]to have these conversations where you just literally get to sit around for day and days and analyze every line of dialogue.

I was the one that allegedly "quit and joined my old band." That wasn't true. But it was said so matter-of-factly on the Internet that the guys weren't really sure what I was up to.