That's a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.

Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.

Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.

All knowledge is precious whether or not it serves the slightest human use.

History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.

A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.

If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.

I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?

Above literature?' said the Queen. 'Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.

The greatest fear of my life turned into the most relaxation moment when I realized ‘I am not alone in this.

Knowing others is Wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment

Perfection is a stick with which to beat the possible.

I'm very happy that major players are always giving their opinions about my life, my game. I am very thankful for that.

I do not walk like a duck.

There is a lot of difference between the man who is not able and his brother who is notable.

Pay no attention to the faults of others, things done or left undone by others. Consider only what by oneself is done or left undone.

Sophomore records are historically really difficult.

Thirty days is just about the right amount of time to add a new habit or subtract a habit - like watching the news - from your life.

I don't dislike my peers because they're still around and remind me of what I'm doing. I never liked them anyway. I never liked U2, the things they've done over the years.