That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

We all want a world without war, without conflict, without human suffering.

Faith is the complete reliance on the power and goodness of Spirit and the firm belief that you are always connected to this goodness. Always affirm your faith and not your doubt.

I think the biggest challenge is to continue on the same path. I think it's easy to become complacent from the success you've had.

When you fully understand the situation, it is worse than you think.

You can't defend the indefensible. Anything you say sounds self-serving and hypocritical.

Sometimes I write what I can't paint, and I paint what I can't write. I use a different part of the brain.

It is God's will to bless us, but not necessarily on our terms. Sometimes what we think would be a wonderful blessing would not bless us at all.

Roald Amundsen says that 'Adventure is just bad planning.' In that case, friends, let us make more bad planning!

In that film Love Story, there's a line, "Love means never having to say you're sorry." That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Love means saying you're sorry every day for some little thing or other.

Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog.