That's a shame. I'm sure somebody, somewhere, cares.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

Average people give up on their dreams. Don't be like average people.

Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself.

A money-financed tax cut is essentially equivalent to Milton Friedman's famous 'helicopter drop' of money.

Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada.

Think back 5 yrs ago. Think of where you're at today. Think ahead 5 yrs and what you want to accomplish. Be Unstoppable.

The value of being silent: I never miss an opportunity to say nothing.

Of all our possessions, wisdom alone is immortal.

In normal life, I'm just kind of chill. I don't normally get that angry.

A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.