That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

And it is you, spirit--with will and energy, and virtue and purity--that I want, not alone with your brittle frame.

Clarity clattered into my thoughts and brought about a satori, an enlightenment, if you will.

I cry alot-I dont know why, but it just helps me. I cry over bad and good stuff-sometimes sadness can be beautiful

Priceless things matter not for their value, but because they offer us an enduring reminder of stability and permanence.

She who received the seed of eternal glory Now dispenses grace, the seed of glory-to-come. My womb was the chalice of the impenetration of God That became the Incarnation of God and man

Desks are terrible places, no matter how many wheels a chair might have. You can't do much about how drawers fill up.

I met Robert Rodriguez working on a movie called 'Roadracers.'

The most extreme individuals and factions in Islamic countries are now more motivated than ever to kill Americans, and the number of potential terrorists has greatly expanded.

We judge all things according to the divine truth.

And Thou shalt never, but never be a bystander.