That's how hospitals get you. You go in to visit and before you know it they got a camera stuck up your butt and they're looking' to find poloponies.

Money isn’t everything.’‘The only people who say that are people who have enough money to pay the rent.

He blew himself up.”“Get out! You mean like guts all over the place?”“Not all over the place, ” I said. “He was pretty well contained, all things considered.

I could help you, ” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.

He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, Tomorrow I'll miss you.

Try not to say, 'I'm a failure.' Instead, ask, 'What can I do better? What did I do wrong?' Then re-approach.

Salvation brings the soul a deep awareness of God's love. Life takes on more meaning, for it now has a purpose.

The Deer don't dineWhen a Wolf's about,And the PorcupineSticks his quill-points out.

Let us weigh the gain and the loss, in wagering that God is. Consider these alternatives: if you win, you win all, if you lose you lose nothing. Do not hesitate, then, to wager that he is.

Morale and attitude are the fundamentals to success.

When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

The Founding Fathers knew a government can't control the economy without controlling people. And they knew when a government sets out to do that it must use force and coercion to achieve its purpose.

Ive got to get my real skills up; like, I got to get my skills up, cause in case of a crazy catastrophe, I might have to learn how to swim.

Why do you say vague things if you don't want to be asked about them?