That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit.

Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.

Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.

I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse.

Whenever I'm broadcasting, I like it. When I'm broadcasting I can't wait to hear what I say.

Being a kid myself, I loved playing and I loved playing with words, and making up things and riddles and songs and not afraid of being silly in public.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

I tell my children, shut up and let me speak. What I've learned, I have been married for 45 years and in my own family It is that I've learned to stop being judgmental, to listen.

We are spectators to violence, and therefore are, how well we don't know and make sure we don't know the difference of real violence to that of simulation.

If you look up the word "gab" in the dictionary, it's insignificant of importance, of no substance. That's what gab is.

To me a saint is a severely edited sinner. That's what I think.

I am delighted to experience the beauty of life.

The future is the past in preparation.

I love keeping a connection with everyone I've worked with.

I figure if I keep my health, I have no intention of retiring. I love to work. I want to be like Bob Hope.

He has turned defensive boxing into a poetic art. Trouble is, nobody ever knocked anybody out with a poem.

An ignorant person with a bad character is like an unarmed robber, but a learned person with a blog is a robber fully armed

He that is much flattered soon learns to flatter himself.

I decided I wanted to be a physician when I was seven years old.

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.