That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

The radiance of that which wants to be born illuminates the shadows, bringing them into the light of awareness that they may be healed.

A religion without a goddess is halfway to atheism.

The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi.

... Really get to know and establish relationships with your teammates because they are your new family and they will be the ones there for you when anything goes wrong.

I just like to build things and do things.

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

What's that sound I hear? It's just my lifetime It's whistling past my ear

Whatever you do, the only secret is to believe in it and satisfy yourself. Don't do it for anyone else.

People have this obsession. They want you to be like you were in 1969. They want you to, because otherwise their youth goes with you. It's very selfish, but it's understandable.

I tend to admire dead people more than the living. All too often, human reality diminishes the glowing reputation.