That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Mistakes and regret, desease and death...ain't recognized by mind that capable on changing them into otherwise.

Everyone looks so much better when they smile.

Boys are so much drama.

We under no circumstances know the appreciate of your parent till we develop into dad and mom ourselves.

In Berlin I especially enjoyed the orchestral concerts, and I attended a large number of them. I formed the acquaintance of a good many musicians, several of whom spoke of my playing in high terms.

I had my baby around 20 and I was always working on music, but I was always working on music, but I was doing other stuff as well.

It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

When you finish reading a script and you realise that you didn't think of anything else, that you were just focusing on the script and were caught up in the story, then that's when I am amazed.

I think my music has a big message, and I think when people really get into it, it does help their life sometimes. It inspires me; it's my favorite part about my job.

There is at least one thing more brutal than the truth, and that is the consequence of saying less than the truth.