That's one huge puppy.

You must have come from very far down, " Alice says to the fish, "to have your own lantern.

When I finished the trilogy of 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movies, I had a gear shift and thought, 'I need to take a moment to smell the roses.'

No man ever got lost on a straight road.

I wish I could play the lead role in one movie, one great movie.

I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.

Nature, through all her works, in great degree, Borrows a blessing from variety. Music itself her needful aid requires To rouse the soul, and wake our dying fires.

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

A secret is powerful when it is empty.

If you look at my bookings, they've gone down each season. That's something I'm trying to keep improving. On the pitch you don't want any silly bookings

This world is good enough for me, if only I can be good enough for it.