That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Want to change the world? Get creative and solve problems. The world has too many factory workers and too few problem solvers.

A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.

When you work in a different language you are not so attached to the words.

No happy person can be quite so impervious to pain (Gail Wynand to Dominique Francon)

The more we depend on God the more dependable we find He is.

Give the needs you lack and they will be returned to you one hundred fold.

As far as the Council is concerned, the U.S. Wardens are a bunch of mushrooms." "Eh?" "Kept in the dark and fed on bullshit.

Whoso shrinks from ideas ends by having nothing but sensations.

One of the strongest characteristics of genius is the power of lighting its own fire.