That's sounds right. Another $5, 000 went to dress up the Little League park where he had played so many games. Seems like he paid off the MORTAGE on his parents' home, which wasn't that much.

Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

I'm a big fan of Tom Stoppard's work, and have been since I was in school where I studied him.

Patriotism. I'm uncomfortable with any word that starts with a pat, ends in an ism and has a riot in the middle.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.

Characters for me are born on page one and they die on page 100.

Shadows are cool and peaceful places for those whose minds are overstocked with treasure.

I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.

I have learned to keep to myself how exceptional I am.

Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't.

They say a year in the Internet business is like a dog year.. equivalent to seven years in a regular person's life. In other words, it's evolving fast and faster.