That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

she's so caught up she's unaware she's no longer the prisoner here, I am

So much to do so little done.

Scientists and engineers ought to stand side by side with athletes and entertainers as role models.

Words, for me, don't have as much contextual leeway as sound.

It is the beginning of the end. [Fr., C'est le commencement de al fin.]

And then--a Day as huge As Yesterdays in pairs, Unrolled its horror in my face-- Until it blocked my eyes

My reputation is a media creation.

Don't you dare weep," he commanded. "You've broken my heart." "I 'll fix it later.

Hey," says Hayden, "I'm Switzerland; neutral as can be, and also with great chocolate." "Get lost," Roland tells him. "Already am." And Hayden strolls away.

As the society has gotten larger and more complex, individuals have lost their ability to influence any of the institutions that affect their lives.