That's the last order I'll ever give you Captain. Don't you dare ignore it.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Invest your time adding value to others

With patient, you shall possess your soul.

Life discoveries are lead by an acceptance of mistakes and efforts to correct them.

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.

He alone loves the Creator perfectly who manifests a pure love for his neighbor.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

Don't be so fond of what you planned that somehow to change it seems like a violation of your own choice and wisdom. It's just the opposite.

Any child can be developed, it depends on how you do it

Change and renewal are themes in life, arent they? We keep growing throughout life.