That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing.

You can usually tell that a man is good if he has a dog who loves him.

Because failure isn't an option if success is just a matter of more effort.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

Some people just don’t appreciate having a dog around. It’s sad to think there are people like that. I knew Gloria was that way—maybe that’s why she could never be truly happy.

Kansas is a piece of real estate that completely disproves the theory of roundness as a quality of the planet earth.

Apparently there are three levels of brain activity. Level 1 is the lowest level - the amount of concentration required to, say, delete emails or serve in congress.

Dog’ is ‘God’ spelled backward; you know that. That’s why you’re here, to help the nuns do God’s work.

I want to know what good is a web search engine that returns 324,909,188 'matches' to my key word. That's like saying, "Good news, we've located the product you're looking for. It's on Earth.

Not everything that can be counted counts.Not everything that counts can be counted.

This whole kissing process was turning out to be far more complicated and stressful than I'd thought it would be.

Hope is assurance of the promise..

A true friend let’s you know that the door is always open, even when it’s closed.

Harrison Ford was pretty content as a carpenter who thought it would be nice to work on TV and ended up being the biggest film star in the history of cinema.

I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you.

I don't think I'm easy, but I think I'm quite a good worker.

I talk to the audience, look into their eyes. I need them and they need me.

A Financial Research Corporation study determined that the expense ratio is the only reliable predictor of future mutual fund performance.

Switzerland is the perfect place where you have volatility at a municipal level that nothing up top - small units competing with each other.

O woman shapely as a swan.

As God by creation made two of one, so again by marriage He made one of two.