That's the nature of comedy. You always want to be improving and growing and changing with what's happening in the world. That's when comedy is most effective.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

Im that tree who is alone and the most greener compared to those brown forest

When people did stupid things around him, that was usually the last thing they did.

When it comes to success, there are no shortcuts.

You have to really know what you're saying.

If there are any tears shed in heaven, it will be because we prayed so little.

When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do.

If you watch 'E.T.' and say that there are holes in the story because this alien lands, then don't go to the movie! It drives me insane.

You cannot leave the house to take the garbage out without full-on makeup and your hair done. You have to fight for your man out there.

I've always stayed really close with my mother and my father.