That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

When people don't express themselves, they die one piece at a time.

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

You’ve been wondering lately when the moment is that somebody is truly lost to you.

I knew how to read a contract by 10 years old, but I didn't know what it meant for somebody to come in and tell me they loved me and kiss me goodnight. That's a problem.

My heart is set. All goodly sport For my comfort Who shall me let?

It doesn't bother me at all that some people think I am too outspoken.

I'm going to eviscerate you and leave your organs on a pike in the yard as a warning to those who wear large jewelry.

We fail because we give up, and we give up because we never had a plan in the first place

The smaller your work, the bigger your name will become.

Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand?