That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

The more people's money you take to do something, the more inputs you get.

Yes, I am complimented on my work in Kids in the Hall once or twice a week. Its a nice feeling.

I feel like I'm the most well-adjusted character on the show, even though I'm sure the other actors would tell you the same thing about their characters.

If you just want to be a writer, I don't care, for pitching, for writing dialogue, you should take an improvisation class. It's super important.

The first record I bought with my own money was Rio.

I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.

People love that monkey torture.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

Writing studio movies is the best job in the world... it's awesome.

Don't write something that is your passion project because all it will do is get the passion stomped out of you.

Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.

Private communication systems have been around since the beginning of human culture.

The next time you go shopping, demand more change.

I will not be able to rule without you. You and I have the same responsibility. I do, as Bolivia's number one servant. Servant - one who serves the nation, not one whom the nation serves.

We're going to renegotiate our disastrous trade deals and illegal immigration. Stop the massive inflow of refugees.

I do consider my engaged poetry as a personal mission, a duty toward a society which evolves into a system of control of consciences: one even becomes a suspect for not thinking correctly!

Rage was sometimes a useful ally in the heat of a fight, but it was a trickster. It made everything seem possible.

The beginning is the most important part, especially when dealing with anything young and tender.

Everything around a writer, or musician in the record business, probably everything in all the United States or in all of western civilization, is about competition.

If you don't want my God here, you don't want me here either. God has been too good to me to go and try to sell out to get some money...