That’s the thing about things. They tend to happen.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Continue to diligently work and God’s principles will work in your life as it worked in Ruth’s life

It is the Master who comes to the door of his student when the student is ready and the Master knows all the truth of his student

Just as the rain carries positive ions, so does change make you more apt to experience love with an expansive heart.

There is a time to fish and a time to mend nets.

Working smart is harder than working hard. It’s just less visible, and we care too much about what others see.

They tell me a revival is only temporary; so is a bath, but it does you good.

I think the macho mystique was far more a guiding principle in our Dad's generation than ours, the 'strong silent type' was much more common.

I don't like the rules about you can't hit the quarterback.

Kindness is better and can be more powerful than force. Kind words may unlock an iron door.

How much more doth beauty beauteous seem by that sweet ornament which truth doth give!