That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

It was my father who taught me to value myself.

I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.

I've never disliked myself, and my weight has had nothing to do with my self-esteem.

You have a... remarkable memory.""I remember everything about you. You're the one who wasn't paying attention.

Overnight business could go down enough to hurt; yet as a rule it slowly recovered-sometimes it seemed to take forever-went up, not high enough to be really up, only not down.

Failure is the chance to do it better next time.

The only way to maintain a moderate sum of happiness in this life, is not to worry about the future or regret the past too much

Baby Boomers becoming Republicans while Dems become outdated.

We live in our own world , A world that is too small For you to stoop and enter Even on hands and knees, The adult subterfuge.

I think being idle is quite hard for me to do.

I'd like to, when it's all said and done, say that I have at least a few stories that I feel proud of.

Give your main clause a little space. Prose is not like boxing; the skilled writer deliberately telegraphs his punch, knowing that the reader wants to take the message directly on the chin.