That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Never start with a clear idea of storyline. Instead, commence blindly, with a vague notion of trying to include a reference to your favourite band, gift shop, or chocolate bar.

Do not say you do not have education or abilities

We need to adopt a set of common values and be ready to live out those values

Not all fairy tales have happily ever afters, some just have afters.

In our country today, very few children are raised to believe that their principal destiny is to serve their family, their country, or God.

All people are the same; only their habits differ.

It makes me very hard on myself when I don't achieve the goals I want to achieve. But I feel like that's what makes me as good as I am at times - I push myself to be better, constantly.

Denzel Washington is a person I will always emulate. I emulate him because he focuses on real life. Because of that he has made me a better person.

Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrell to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.

The only thing I can control is how well I pitch.