That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell 'AK-47!' and a lady yelled, 'Bingo!'

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Possibility is a positive act.

You cannot call a man as a good person just because he is treating you good! He should treat everyone good to be good!

Back of every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

I would much rather have you believe in something I don’t agree with than to accept everything blindly.

More often than not, anger is actually an indication of weakness rather than of strength.

I'm afraid of Americans; I'm afraid of the world; I'm afraid I can't help it.

If you're not balanced, your mind's not balanced... my fuse went.

The ordinary man is involved in action, the hero acts. An immense difference.

If you can imagine it...it is real

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.