That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

When you jump off a cliff, is it better to land on jagged rocks or burning lava? I know this one. The answer is obvious: It doesn't matter where you land. You just jumped off a cliff.

Enemies will kill you with a knife in the back. Friends will kill you with kindness. Either way you're dead.

I came ready to fight Genghis Khan and I walk in on a shut-in playing the biggest Dungeons and Dragons game in history.

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter name." "I'll have to forget how to spell it.

To turn your dreams into reality, all your resources, efforts and concentration should be aligned in the same direction.

You will not get chances all the time, so don't miss any chance if you feel that it can hold you at the right place that you deserve.

In a gentle way, you can shake the world

Teenagers try to hide what's really going on in their communication online.

[A vitamin is] a substance you get sick from if you don't eat it.

You have to see a building to comprehend it. Photographs cannot convey the experience, nor film.

Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.

[Calvin Trillin] was very "shoe," which means he was a big jock, a big deal.

Sometimes string figures were used to illustrate stories, as in the case of an Eskimo example that depicts a man catching a salmon. Sometimes they had magic or religious significance.

Janis Joplin didn't just sing a song, she took it over. She swallowed it whole, then sent it back through her gut and her heart.