That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

He was one of those men who possess almost every gift, except the gift of the power to use them.

The mounted knight is irresistible; he would bore his way through the walls of Babylon.

We are not as we were. Death has been our pentecost.

A poem doesn’t come out and tell you what it has to say. It circles back on itself, eating its own tail and making you guess what it means.

I do believe very much in the idea of unexpected or "convulsive" beauty - beauty in the service of liberty.

Vision comes alive when everyone sees where his or her contribution makes a difference.

An old man with something of the youth in him, may feel young in mind and heart only.

The fate of war is to be exalted in the morning, and low enough at night! There is but one step from triumph to ruin.

A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing.

I always expected to be working construction with my family, so every day I get to travel the world and have fun with my friends is a bonus. I really enjoy pushing myself and so does my wife.