That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.

A good relationship is like fireworks: loud, explosive, and liable to maim you if you hold on too long.

You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

The TV Tropes QC page is every single idiotic comment from my forums distilled into one HTML document.

The trick to writer's block is to sack up and write through it, you see.

Your whole life people tell you to do what you love. But if you gotta do something else to pay the bills, you don't automatically have to be miserable.

Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.

Do not swear by the moon, for she changes constantly. then your love would also change.

Love is pure and divine.

With genius, as with beauty -- all, well almost all, is forgiven.

I let the happy times slip through my fingers and gripped on to the sad times as if they were my heart's desire

We have ourselves to save.

I have tasted a thrill in fellowship with God which has made anything discordant with God disgusting.

And the voice grows stronger and stronger, and it’s my voice this time and it’s asking a question: How does she know?

I try to find nice chord changes, that's how I love to start, and then I start trying to knock it into a song, knock it into shape.

Step by step, a path; stone by stone, a cathedral,' my great-grandfather used to say.

Stop managing your time. Start managing your focus.