That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.

There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.

"Diiiie men." If you play any Broad City episode backwards, that's all we're saying.

I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.

It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'

We're [with Ilana Glazer] both totally upfront and proud feminists. We're not being all secretive about it. I feel like we're pretty blatant in our approach.

I feel like a feminist is gender equality.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

It's nice to have cool parents. They're cool with everything.

Everyone in New York is fluid and thinking and inspiring each other.

I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.

The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley.An' lea'e us nought but grief an' pain, For promis'

Love will commit, or love will commit suicide.

At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he's seventy he still wants to reform the world but he knows he can't.

As it is, I have a limited range as an actor - light comedy. I have never been a fan of romantic comedies, and yet that is what I have ended up mostly doing.

Gisele Bundchen is a bit of a jock. 1 of my fave shoots is her playing football

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time

Rabbits need dignity and above all the will to accept their fate.

What they want can never work. Their dreams can never even get close to reality. Their hopes can never, ever be realized. It isn't humanly possible for liberalism to succeed.

Think big. Start small.