That's where the money is, on the road.

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

Public schoolboys are not merely conservatives, they are by nature totalitarian reactionaries.

A truly strong person does not need the approval of others any more than a lion needs the approval of sheep.

That was how I met her, in a bar in Saint-Germain-des-Prés, she was drinking and watching, and that was why I liked her, I thought she would be fun to have fun with.

Few people are spoken of in the way they would choose

Sometimes journeys begin long before their first step is taken

Mental health is often missing from public health debates even though it's critical to wellbeing.

A fortune won in a day is lost in a day; a fortune won slowly, and slowly compacted, seems to acquire from the hand that won it the property of endurance.

The door snicked shut.

I look forward to the time when the membership of the Supreme Court's more reflective of the country it serves.

Don't sum up a person based on what you see, or what you don't understand; get to know them