That's why 60,000 people go ape when the Stones play 'Satisfaction.' The songs are part of their legacy, and you fall back in love with them over the years.

Writing a song is actually quite easy. Writing a good one is very, very difficult.

Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.

If you're driving, don't forget your car.

Music and soccer. They would be my two major passions.

The Vatican takes your breath away.

When we try to write a pop song, we go for standard pop arrangements, even to the point where we will go to the key change at the end, which is really cheesy.

Even Crazy Horses is a good song, by the Osmonds. I've known many bands who have covered that. It's just a great song. I bought it in a brown, paper bag because I didn't want anyone to know I had it.

I wanted to write a song that's known to the world as a classic, stadium-rock anthem.

We just wanted to put a smile on people's faces. That's all we ever wanted to do.

Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.

Some men and women move mountains, even if it's one shovel full at a time.

Love is not an imagination but a radiating light from the heart.

Never forget to express your gratitude for your blessings.

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

Any woman can make pole dancing a regular part of their exercise routine - and a fun part of their romantic life!

Things are always different than what they might be...If you wait for them to change, you will never do anything.

We once installed a $1.49 trap in a woman's toilet and she never had ghost problems again.

I've got people handling the media. I employ at the moment two people. No-one is paying income tax on the money they use to employ people.

First-hand acquaintance with the actual texts is always the best way.

As life goes on I'm learning to trust myself more, so I am more comfortable - you have to be, doing things in front of people, especially when there's lots of pressure. I have to make decisions.