That's why God created marriage, so people wouldn't have to fight with strangers.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.

It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut, they couldn't hear the barbarians coming.

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.

Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor

We need to grow from faith to faith so that we can have victory over the world

If there was one advantage of the numerous lifetimes he’d been forced to endure, it was undoubtedly knowledge.

Spell is a structured words that creates miracles in mind.

Aren't we all in varying degrees, captives in our own personal prisons, bound by our limiting habits?

Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.

I'll have to as you say take a stand do something toward shaking up that system. ... Despair ... is too easy an out.

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is up to all the time.

The biggest benefit in my life comes from my Segway, which I use everywhere I am. If I'm going to San Antonio, for example, I'll load it in the car and just go everywhere with it.

Some sitters don't engage with the process of having their portrait painted at all. They'll think it's a good opportunity to catch up with all their phone calls.

The thief or swindler who has gained great wealth by his delinquency has a better chance than the small thief of escaping the rigorous penalty of the law.