That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?

I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.

No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.

Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.

Life's only obligation, afterall, was to be interesting.

I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book

But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.

And I was having too much fun to stop now.

you can’t use logic on human behavior.

Our universe is ruled by random whim, inhabited by people who laugh at logic.

Take action! An inch of movement will bring you closer to your goals than a mile of intention.

Staying in a relationship with someone who doesn't love him/herself, is a direct reflection of how much you love and value yourself.

Skill in concentrating and steadying the mind is the basis for all types of meditation.

Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.

These dwell among the blackest souls,loaded down deep by sins of differing types.If you sink far enough,you'll see them all.

To play Swedish folk music is a lifetime achievement, but I'm well on my way.

I wanted to play a good guy after doing this lunatic on The Sopranos for two years. And then they did the sequel to Bad Boys, where I get to play the barking captain again.

All I want to be is, someone that makes, new things and, thinks about them.

It's more of a strength model to say that [Vladimir] Putin will do what it takes to defend his country. But that's why Putin is dangerous and Russia is a major cause of concern for us .

My nature is to provoke, that's true. I can't help myself. But it's always with good intentions.